You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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