Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
