awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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