I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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