If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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