i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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