I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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