I have demons in me.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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