I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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