North Korea, Best Korea!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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