Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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