I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Shame - the story of my life.
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