So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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