??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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