hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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