when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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