Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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