quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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