I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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