Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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