she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
This is the high leading the old right now
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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