THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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