all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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