Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
