She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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