Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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