He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
