we're blogging at a bar
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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