I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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