So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
