you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
