my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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