It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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