I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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