She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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