he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just invented taco cereal.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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