We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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