i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ugly people sure do ruin things
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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