you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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