are you still at the devil's house?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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