I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
