i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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