i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
