I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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