where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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