With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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