that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you traded sex for a burrito?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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