you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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