HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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