Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She bit a glass in half.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
